Low Energy F.C. Jersey

Embrace all the vibes of sport, without the actual sport! It’s your favourite player at Low Energy Football club! It’s Tired!! 

Kick some goals, score some points..win the thing in my new football jersey! Hand made to order using a mix of 

• Deadstock shiny 100% viscose
• Hand dyed secondhand cotton stretch
• Secondhand stripe mustard cotton stretch
• Pink secondhand cotton stretch

Printed in house by Alice. Embroidered ‘put me back in bed’ and ‘sponsored by sleep’ patches are also made in house by Alice.

Ric rac trim is also secondhand, the only new materials are the pink embroidery threads. 

Sizing -

Australian Size 8, US 4, UK 6

Bust - 85cm
Waist - 67cm
Hip - 90cm

Australian Size 10, US 6, UK 8

Bust - 90cm
Waist - 72cm
Hip - 95cm

Australian Size 12, US 8, UK 10

Bust - 95cm
Waist - 77cm
Hip - 100cm

Australian Size 14, US 10, UK 12

Bust - 100cm
Waist - 82cm
Hip - 110cm

Australian 16, US 12, UK 14

Bust - 105cm
Waist - 87cm
Hip - 110cm

Australian 18, US 14, UK 16

Bust - 110cm
Waist - 92cm
Hip - 115cm

Australian 20, US 16, UK 18

Bust - 115cm
Waist - 102cm
Hip - 120cm

Please allow up to three weeks for your tee to ship as all items are handmade by Alice.